The Post With No Point

  I've noticed that I tend to blog more in the summer months and I believe this is because it's too fucking hot for my brain to function during the day, causing it to melt and then in the evening when it cools down all my thoughts come spilling out at once. Kind of like peeing when you've been holding it in for ages. So after watching hours of mindless shows and movies whilst trying to solve a Hard sudoku (in order to counterbalance all the mindless watching) I guess I decide blogging is the perfect Next Thing to Do. I don't have to give a shit about spilling or grammaer or spilling random secrets into the interwebs because I forgot to do that last minute edit I was going to do. (Actually, I worry about all those things even if it is "just blogging". Like polish. It is the only word in the English language that changes its pronunciation when you capitalize it and it terrifies me because I certainly wouldn't want to offend any polish.)
  This is the point in which I would make some witty quip after rambling just long enough to lose the idiots but hold onto the people who have an inkling there must be something interesting coming (or who are just really, really bored) and then BAM! I'd bring this post back around to whatever interesting thing it is I'm supposed to be talking about. (How the fuck is BAM not a word?) Unfortunately though, this post has no point. I'm hoping you gathered that when you read the title because if not my "Lose the Idiots" theory has some serious kinks in it I need to work out.
  Anyhoo, I have been M.I.A. on the internet for some time. Not that anyone's given a shit. That's one nice thing about the internet--the anonymity makes you so anonymous that no one really cares about you which is something that would normally make you feel shitty and lonely but it doesn't because the people making you feel that way don't actually exist.
  In a nutshell, mostly shit has happened this past year and I either didn't feel like writing about it or couldn't write about it and it currently remains that way. I did, however, find something that literally saved my life in the nick of time then lost it almost immediately but am slowly getting it back, so that's good, I guess.
  I'm not sure what else I can add to this pointless post. The heat has melted my brain and I've peed out all I can today.
  So ta-ta, I'm off to have a wee,
  -Me.