As I squatted beside the tub full of soapy water I felt the beginnings of a spine-ache setting in and my knees protesting my partial-squatting position. I was doing this because my—arguably—green stuffed rabbit friend, Bunny, was in desperate need of a bath. I stared down at him and he gazed earnestly back up at me through the suds. His eyes and once whiskered nose were the only parts of him visible and the more I looked at him the more pathetic he appeared. Soaking wet he looked a sorry mess, the wet fur around his eyes giving him a pleading expression that began to niggle at me. Rubbing my back I sighed.
"We're getting too old for this."
Being in my twenties people often wonder why it is I am never seen without my stuffed rabbit friend and when asked I usually answer. I’m aware that not many people above the age of four keep the company of stuffed critters in public and bathing him is a day long feat that takes a lot out of both of us. I sat there studying his aging body and couldn’t help but wonder if it wouldn’t be kinder to begin thinking about retiring him.
Not
That
Day.
:)
Bunny after his...second bath, I think. |