Thing: Why do you dress like a freak?
Answer: I do not feel I am properly informed enough to adequately answer your question at this time as I have never met Afreak and so was not aware I dress like him/her.
T: What's with the stuffed rabbit?
A: He's a better conversationalist than most people so I like to keep him nearby.
T: How tall are you without those ridiculous boots?
A: Four inches shorter.
T: Why do you wear spoons?
A: They jingle when I move so my prey can hear me coming.
T: Are you really as depressing as your name implies?
A: No, but I am that depressed.
T: Why are you so quiet?
A: Because I'm too busy answering your stupid questions I don't have any time to talk to people in real life.
T: How old are you?
A: That depends. Am I wearing my Spongebob shirt and Beauty and the Beast Besties hat? T: You really like cupcakes.
A: Show me a person who doesn't.
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