"NOT the Intro!!!!"

    Today I decided to start writing something on here. This poor naked blog has been sitting here for some time with nothing on it and I'm beginning to feel sorry for it. Sometimes I can hear it sighing to itself when I'm sitting alone in my room and that's really starting to creep me out. Now, I know what you're thinking: (Nothing.) "How pathetic is this person?" I know because that was my first thought as well. My next thought, however, was that anyone looking through enough blogs to actually discover mine is definitely more pathetic than I am, so why the hell not?
    I have a comic that I work on. Well, "comic" isn't quite accurate. It's more of a crappy picture book that sometimes has writing in the pictures (on a blog) but I don't always have the energy required to make and then publish that so I decided to do something with just writing (okay, and the occasional picture) in it as well since that generally saps less of my vital stats.
    Or does it? I have to admit I have been putting off writing on a blog for some time now and that's mostly because every time I sit down to write on it, I have to go on the internet which means having The World thrust into my face like an extremely unwelcome piece of chocolate cake after you have already eaten a whole entire chocolate cake and really don't want anymore. (Also, you have an allergy to chocolate.) This causes my thought process to get stuck in this:

I hate people, I hate people, Ihatepeople, IHATEPEOPLE, IHATEPEOPLE, IHATEPEOPLEIHATEPEOPLEIHATEPEOPLE,IHATEPEOPLE,IHATEPEOPLE,IHATEPEOPLEGRRARRRERRARRRERRRARRRRR--

which then snowballs into a giant run on monologue only a dinosaur could understand (or possibly not. I have to confess I have never had the pleasure of speaking with a dinosaur and this could be an incredibly insulting, specist remark.).
    I feel no need to make an introduction piece because I think the point of a blog is to get to know someone through their writing and what they say so now's a great time to start practicing that thing called "patience" as I probably won't be updating this very often.
    Enjoy getting to know me.
    Or not.
    (Probably not.)
    Cheers.